Lesbians & UHAUL's go Hand n' Hand???

This statement might be true. Wait a minute....IT IS!!!! No, no, no you 4 people out there who read my blog on a regular basis, its not with a "life partner" its with My BESTHO Raych! Starting January 1st, new HOUSE, new RESPONSIBILITIES which means more money to pay. I guess thats what happens when you develop gray hair right? Time for this astronomically party bitch to focus on more important things in life like: Toasters, Coffee Makers, Forks, Vacuums and a HO (For Gardening Purposes of Course). Equipped with its own wine and beer fridges (yes, plural), will make this whole Sobriety thing of mine problematic. So wish me luck on this long road of ADULTISM (is that even a word) and pray I make it out alive!

Sappy Love Story = Sappy Love Songs

As I said before in a previous BLOG, I express myself through music. I apologize I haven't written a blog in a while for I have been stuck in a stupid numb fuck reality. I've always been a pusssy about expressing my feelings. I mean HOW hard can it really be? When you are IN LOVE with someone, aren't you supposed to put them above all? Shouldn't you express EVERYDAY how much you love and adore them? Shouldn't you live your life expressing that you want to spend the rest of it with them? THE EASY ANSWER TO ALL OF THIS IS YES! Any sane, loving person would say yes. I said yes 6 months too late. Ur probably wondering why I've held on for 6 months. If you met HER, you'd know why. The perfect silhouette of a beautiful woman. Her legs as long as the Mississippi River. Her lips as sweet as sugar honey. Her eyes as dark as as the SOUL of night. Last but NOT least Her ARMS as elongated as that of Raych's legs! Thats only her physical appearance. She is Morning Star Mini Corndogs. She is Country Music She is a lover not a fighter. She is LIFE at its greatest moment. She is black tights and an over sized shirt. She is a subway sandwich. She is diet coke. She is an actress. She is a glorious tune that I'd like to play over and over. I want her to pull me down and drown me in her love...once again. Would you give up if your heart still melted around Her presence? If you felt complete everytime she held you? If the scent of Her skin made you want to become a magnificant human being? I don't think so Tim....is it TOO LATE?